Amy Irving

About Amy Irving

"But wait here's the blooper from Hollywood! Donning the invisible king-sized shades is Amy Irving, gaining quite a healthy share when she filed for divorce from cinematic master-maestro, Steven Spielberg. There's zero dancing around the bush - this one line plot rocked Hollywood quite significantly. According to the nifty little factoids scribbled in the margins of the Tinseltown big book, flipping their 'End Scene' slate fetched Irving a whopping $100,000,000 settlement. Traditionally one screens the credits, not the settlement figures at'd end, eh?

If this were a game of Monopoly, Irving cashed in a 'bank error in your favor' card, turning the her perfectly pitched life into a wealthy laugh-track. The director of blockbusters like Jaws and E.T. certainly provided Irving with a dramatic twist in her own biopic. From their union emerged something more palpable and enduring than Oscar statuettes, and that's a full-fledged bank account!

In truth, we can't blame Spielberg completely as Irving did plant her charm with her radiant roles and infectious aura. Nevertheless, working on emotional analytics following the $100 million 'win,’ statistics favored a possible improvement in ultra-luxurious sandbox, perhaps even beach-house vacations, to cure love soredom! Remarkably this became the testimonial that sometimes ‘Happily Ever After’ might just exist in a bank clause!"