Angelina Jolie

About Angelina Jolie

Well, there’s no mystery here - the tale of Angelina Jolie's love twists and romances could easily give inspiration to the script of a new blockbuster! Angelina might've lost a realistic amount akin to a small nation's GDP in her divorce settlement with everyone's quintessential on-screen heartthrob Brad Pitt, but believe me folks, she's far from broke! An astonishing $27 million is really a princely sum for mere earth dwelling folks but a mere pebble in the ocean for Angies infinite heart.

Laugh a little, because humor makes life... and love... such a whole lot better! Angelina could easily do it and brush it off with her tomb-raiding skills or merely buy a couple fewer jet planes this year. Perhaps an estate per divorce wasn’t on her original wish-list for Santa, but it certainly has an intense twist to it, doesn't it? And talk about depth... You can call it melodramatic, possibly even a little polarizing, but isn't it 'Mr and Mrs Smith' to count our divorces in terms of real estate? Let's just say that Cupid's got his work cut out for him to keep those millionaire celebrities under control!

So folks, whatever keeps you floating in the tumultuous lagoon of love - keep your canoes ashore when those million dollar sparks fly. Keep it fun, keep it creative because sometimes, laughter isn't just the best medicine; rather it's the love antidote. As Oscar Wilde once humorously put: “The nicest thing for me is sleep, then at least I can dream.” So here's to hoping Angie's dreams are somewhat saner than her reality. But in sad or rich mishap, we remain ardent fans anticipating our beloved siren’s next 'Stage' of love!