Arnold Schwarzenegger

About Arnold Schwarzenegger

Breaking News from the wild world of Hollywood! Arnold Schwarzenegger, former Mr. Universe, legendary Hollywood action star and one-time governor of Unusual Accent State (we mean California, folks), touched base with the all too well-known heartbreak alley. Having experienced the cold gauntlet of divorce, Arnold now belongs to the exclusive divorce settlement celebrities group! To recount the arithmetic of love, our 'Terminator' hero parted ways with a 'Mammoth' settlement of -$40,000,000. Unfortunately, he did not win there. But seriously, did anyone even expect him to? Sorry, payday must run only if ‘Predators’ are involved!

The primary beneficiary of this astronomic divorce deal was none other than Maria Shriver, Arnold's wife of 25 years and the niece of President John F. Kennedy (Makes you wonder if there's a pick better than hers for our Arnie, right? Wrong again!). Apparently, no amount of 'Commando' training could help Arnie "Terminate" the settlement requirement. You see, biceps strained against horrible mechanoids might win victories on the silver screen, but the battles of legal rooms go beyond appearances and demand a different rise of the machines — hello Cash-inator!

So, this goes to note Arnold Schwarzenegger’s net-total of amorous engagements stood from ‘Pump to Change’. From 'Being Hercules' to 'The Governor', Arnie sure tested many terrains, but it seems no road's been rockier than changing nappies or tossing a divorce cheque. It tears down exactly how his Tagline “Consider blow dropped” was made. It’s not exactly a fairytale ending, but Schwarzenegger did utter so – “You’ll be back!”, but times have shown -yep, never without divorce attorneys, Arnie. So here's to love - time to be optimistic and say, "Hasta la vista, Baby!" And then strongly wish to never behold it in the résumé of heartbreak setbacks.