Number of Divorces: 1
Settlements: Unknown
Settlement Amount: Unknown
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back! Today, on "Celeb Love Dr., Take A Look"... We delve deep into the quiet romance and mystical marriage matrices of Hollywood heavyweight, Ben Stiller. Yes, him! With the reputed list he has under his “hit list,” we can’t help but wonder where Katie Holmes, Hallie Eisenberg or Maria Shriver didn’t quite hang on to his dry wit humor and quirky seduction techniques. Hold on to your popcorn folks as we zoom into a list that sums-up kinda stupid of Hollywood's unsung sitcom superheroes.
Let’s promptly bow down before we flip our clumsy fingers to the Stiller section, bifurcating several online gossip carpets under a most controversial series tiptoed – ‘Total Settlements: 0, Divorces: 1, and Victories: [Loud Drumroll] - this field was left vacant.' The index finger darts right at where it hurts the most 'Settlement: Unknown, Won - No.' Christine Taylor looped reasons around like this relationship Godzilla's soulful eyes, winding paths that swindled tables and chirped away rigidity from director-actor Weddel couple to - brace yourself - remaining good friends!
Eventful and vividly chromatic the love life of Ben Stiller might seem, reporting it through a lens filtered with monotone satire and dank humour helps us ponder: amidst those dropping jaws and expanding eyes at his supposed lack of triumph roping a story of love, isn’t it the Stiller-style subtlety that crowns him to teach adoring lessons about friendship leading the brigade, despite supposed flop shows in field of 'bibbidi-bobbidi-boo'? Thought provoking stuff right there! Jetski your brains toward this yacht of conversation and surf onboard our lively commentary wherever heart stirs up our humorous "Celeb Love Dr" siren once again!