Brad Pitt

About Brad Pitt

Well folks, Brad Pitt may be a Hollywood heartthrob and an extremely, irritatingly, perfect specimen of a silver screen legend, but he's not got as immaculate a record when it comes to the game of love. He's also apparently, decidedly dispossessed in the budget area after his marital settlements. Yep, love and mega soda cans cannot be held. They both fizz and froth when under pressure! Sorry, not sorry, Brad!

When Mr. Pitt said 'I do' to Jennifer Aniston back in the day, he followed it up years later with a 'whoops.! Yeah, biting into a 12 million dollar blizzard cake, also known as his divorce settlement, Brad seems to have realized one thing too late - being a beautiful Mortal Greek Hero doesn’t always award you your heart’s desire! This value significantly piercing through his pocket and probably converting into a dazzling diamond necklace or a swanky infinity pool for the Friends star. Slogan of the story? Everyone just keep a "Friends" alert ready on your phones. You might be the next Ross or Rachel winning 12 million dollars just because you respected his coffee-being-too-cold or her outfit-mismatch! Wink, Wink!

So, before you swoon over Brad next time, just remember the very adage – A Brad in hand is worth 12 million in the bank. Alright fine, maybe I just made that up. But remember, Hollywood is unpredictably touching reality and sometimes sacrificing dollars for a world sans harmonious chords doesn't necessarily reflect in an A class hit list or box office collections quite right off the bat.

Remember, just as Brad chose Joy over Moneyball, dating is a sensitive script that demand precision and balance over spontaneous enthralling overtures! But dare anyone decode the Ad Astra star’s youth incantations that fan out in graceful grays of his affable outfit! Other valuable life advice, my friends - never get divorced from Jennifer Aniston. It’s perfectly tough!