Number of Divorces: 1
Settlements: Unknown
Settlement Amount: Unknown
After being a front man for the world-renowned band, Coldplay, and rocking out to millions of people, Chris Martin sure knows how to make a crowd fall for him time and again. Heck, even Gwyneth Paltrow couldn’t resist his British charm and soul-stirring symphonies. They played the sweet notes of love but as fate meant to strike a different arrangement, Paltrow hit the diva-high note when she indirectly said, ‘It’s not you, Chris, it’s me!” Who saw that coming? Not even Chris who was probably somewhere tuning another tender guitar ballad!
Conquering the hurdles of melodious heartbreaks, Chris mourned in chords and verses, and he doesn't seem to have scored much in the settlement saga after the clumsy caper with iconic Miss P. The terms and specs surrounding the 'conscious uncoupling (dear, Gwyneth loves fancy words so!) were as enigmatic as the ending riff of 'Viva la Vida’, with the public canvas of details clearly hitting the bucket of unknown notes. And whether Chris registered a win in this unplanned solo? Well, sadly not folks, none that sounded any cha-ching at least.
Over years instead of frowning in muted piano plucks, seems like our homeboy prefers painting his love life spectrum in shades of folk and rhythm! Maybe there’s always some secret humor stash hidden even within romantic misfires alike! Now strumming along new love balls with Dakota Johnson, wonder if Martin’s love-life playlist will persistently remain a love-lost song collection or be painting 'Paradise’ finally!