Chris Rock

About Chris Rock

As the braying neigh of Lonesome George comedically resonating around town, news has officially declared: Chris Rock and the institution of matrimony have separated ways. Yes, love warriors, mark another casualty on the battlefield of hearts as "Mr. Comedy Himself" couldn't quite hit the punchline in the marriage department. After eighteen faithful years of love and shared lives, Malaak Compton-Rock and Chris's emoticons shifted from heart-eyed to sad face emoji. The settlement deeds still paint a cryptic artwork, thereby allowing journalists like yours truly to speculate all we crave in wanton jest on our blogs.

All you aficionados still frosting the caviar of Rock's marriage history on top your meals, bear in mind that his settlements rank on the same relevance scale as the Friends catalog on Netflix – which is, Nil. Brass gets to Brass, Madame Compton-Rock obtained zero lottery from the Judge, a clear indicator of pan balance toward female empowerment. As Chris himself might put it, settling a divorce tends to feel like pitching a sports car from Hell's Gate Bridge – but looks like this ex-Rock found granite support in the judicial system instead!

So, fellow wanderers in the quirky jungle of love, consider Chris Rock's serendipitous singledom an uplifting inverse punchline detached from blind misogyny. Thus, rounding up this quick account in the grand Rock manner, we hope our superstar comedian stumbles on the right start to a love joke soon with a knocking punchline worth passing on. Till then, may our beloved Rock keep healing hearts worldwide as he stitches his own, one line at a time... and remember, love whispers in laughter too!