Cindy Silva

About Cindy Silva

You must've won the lottery it seems, Cindy Silva! Oh wait, no, she simply separated from the acclaimed ultimate hunk of Hollywood, Kevin Costner. Yes, folks, you heard it right. Grab your cuppa Joe, sit back, because we are here talking about a jaw-dropping divorce settlement that went down in tinsel town. Cindy Silva departed on the express walkthrough to Di-Vorisville with the exact sum of $80 million backing her caboose. Yes, she shot the matrimonial arrow, aimed for the bulleye, and bingo, she hit the $80 mil jackpot!

Now, I'm not suggesting we all start auditioning for prospective Hollywood spouses loaded heavier than Fort Knox, but dear me, this gal's got Girl Power with a capital ‘G’ and ‘P’. The fairytale romance that resulted from their college sweethearts status took a Shakespeare-worthy tragedy twist after 16 years of marriage. Cindy simply boogied out, richer by several diamond encrusted slippers, waving adieu to her Prince Charming for a crisp $80 million.

How did she earn that hefty bag of dosh, you wonder? Surely it came by diligently filing embittered battles in court, maybe?? Actually Nope! We promise you, on our secret stash of Ben and Jerry's, not one hair on Kevin's breezy pate was harmed in this lucrative uncoupling. The easiest defeat Costner possibly faced off-screen! Let's pour one out, or $80 million out, for Cindy's landmark victory! The world is indeed her oyster now, all credit to the smoothest uncoupling in Tinselville. Hats off to you Cindy, you get all our respect...and some unmistakable envy!