Craig McCaw

About Craig McCaw

Oh, love. They say it can make you do crazy things. Just ask billionaire Craig McCaw, whose foray into matrimonial bliss resulted in an utterly colossal financial loss of a mere $460 million when love went south! Legendary in nature and shambolically massive in numbers, this surely gives consequential definitions to the textbook proof that love is unreasonably and laughably absurd.

Hitched to his wife, Wendy McCaw, in business-conscious aplomb, the sweet union abruptly seemed like a fantasy that had overstayed its welcome. Clinging onto the brag-worthy title of 'one of the most expensive divorces in history,' Craig's 'Won: No' tag in the marital ledger just provides the cherry atop this comically disastrous love sundae. Imagine a heap of cold, brutal cash enough to buy a few private islands or even Mars, for that matter (considering Elon Musk’s dreams), in the pursuit of extrication from the complexities of love...Behold! A star-spangled example of that cold, hard quote – “love hurts” has never rung truer, albeit painfully hysterical, for our unlucky billionaire Romeo, Craig.

From a crackling aura that promises ' till death do us apart' to a disquieting 'pay death-sized slap on the wallet,' love life morphed quite comedically (and enormously monetarily) into a not-so-loving-life chapter in McCaw's book. Considering this lesson, Craig is probably singling till he is absolutely damn-sure mingling won’t require selling a nation’s worth ‘petty change.’ To Craig McCaw: Keep that faith love-struck sir, just hopefully not THAT costly the next round!