Demi Moore

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# Demi Gets Moore From Willis

"A Rose for Demi!" That seems to aptly summarize the adage after the "Ghost" actress, Demi Moore walked away with a colossal settlement of $90 million from her divorce with action maestro, Bruce Willis. (Hope her accountants then aren't as "die hard" as Bruce unless they fancy running wild counting $90 million all day!)

Trading restraining orders for champagne toasts (Rust required an extra tempering, Willis couldn't help ironing it), their friendship and co-parenting now exudes more litness than we've gleaned at any lamp store. Reckon "Armageddon's" survived, check and MATE! Bruce Willis-known for dodging bullets on screen, rescued the world so many times while our hearts sped up only for Demi to laser-cut traffic and bag an entire Willis-sized bank!

To curl up the giggle terrain reading this, remember: Whereas most would pistol for pennies, moons ago, Demi carved out 90 million reasons for Willis's insomnia and goodbyes. Mindy organized a "stripped" vigil at his bank, Willis spiralling all astray wasn't an "emerald city." Lesson of the story? Not every G.I. Joe gets a ‘Moore’ trailer when his ‘Armageddon’ arrives...especially not for $90 million, blown in slow motion into the ether. Poof, 'yipee ki yay,' right Bruce? Are alimonies the unspoken 5th element of marriage or just another twilight zone plot? You decide!

All in all, the saga of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis provides an illustrious (and costly!) chapter in the adventure storybook of Hollywood love lives. While we ponder the real worth of their originally titled Moore-Willis "story," we sincerely hope neither party is out grocery shopping with mere change like ordinary folks do hard labor over...unless they love ramen, we can't complain coz many here are surviving stealth mode on it!