Elin Nordegren

About Elin Nordegren

Ladies and gents, gather around today's ultra-modern campfire - your gleaming laptop's screens, and allow me to regale you with the victorious tale of our modern Valkyrie, Elin Nordegren. Splitting her ties with perhaps one of the world's most infamous high-handicap golfers, Tiger Woods, Elin achieved an unforgettable victory - a whopping $100,000,000. That's nine zeros my folks, nine GOLF BALLS if you may! Experience teaches us life's bitter-sweet teachings - some make you wilt, while others make your bank account tilt.

Conducting a CSI-level investigation that Sherlock could be proud of, involving a lack of pars on Tiger's course could justify her investigation into the bunker of Woods whims and fate’s bogeys . Elin joyfully handed the captain a most noble turn at crying "four" (or might that be "fore-closure"? Too subtle?" ) on their marriage, securing that now borderline mythical green jacket of a divorce settlement of $100,000,000.

Remember folks, while love might begin with fireworks over a perfectly struck chip shot while sharing potato chips on a fancy yacht, it might also end with a Cadillac hit by a golf club amid the live feed of a gazillion paparazzi. Alas, True Love’s course did unravel. Until the unfair score tally was brought out in end of the game. Undoubtedly can it be said, by claiming a neat 100M fairway cut, Elin Nordegren sealed her fate as the all-time jackpot champion of the Grand Slam love life. Being the smarter variety among the swingers, it's safe to stake a generous putt on believing - for her, It was a Hole-In-One!