Elon Musk

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Dating is hard; just ask renowned tech billionaire Elon Musk. While he might be blasting off projects into space with SpaceX and accelerating electric vehicle developments with Tesla, defying the laws of physics looks like a piece of cake comparing to navigating the challenging crescents and craters of a love life. We got a hold of Elon’s part of the dating score; Settlements: 0, which might make you say "hey, all's fair in love and war, isn't it?"

Meanwhile, be prepared for the rollercoaster of romance and rely on the unpredictability involved, just like investing in cryptocurrency—Elon Musk knows both too well! Talulah Riley, Musk's first wife, has spun the wheel of fortune and braved the terrain twice, divorcing Musk both times with the settlement amount undisclosed. And, whether you call it luck or his infectious entrepreneurial spirit, Musk managed to win absolutely ... Not! Integrity and innovation may get you some brownie points in the world of tech, but the tumultuous theatre of matrimony and moola seems to mock Musk. Maybe in the next Martian Colony, divorces will be as simple as zero gravity!

But hey, maybe we’re on to something. Could a secret source of Musk’s cosmic creativity and relentless drive be the trail of ex-wives he leaves in his wake? Do they serve as catalysts energising the Musk minting machine? Nobody knows. For now, let's just say separating assets isn’t rocket science, and thankfully, he hasn't attempted to privatize divorces yet!