George Clooney

About George Clooney

Good Ole, George Clooney – ageless hunk, Academy Award winner, human rights activist, Nespresso advocate and of course - seasoned wearer of many silver foxy vests. His sweeping list of admirers wraps around screen and stage, but how does his candle's flame survive off-screen in the whirlwind world of matrimonial tie-ups? Well, friends, today's blog dives into George Clooney's own secret chamber of trysts and divorces.

Pour yourself a tall glass of Casamigos tequila (George doesn’t need the added brand endorsement, but cheers, anyway) as I embark on the journey of explaining that one curious chapter - the Canalis-Clooney cliffhanger. That’s right, lads and ladies, spunky Italian actress Elisabetta Canalis and Clooney became quite the headline sweepers, with their brief yet spell-binding Italian romance. And then - curtains closed, the ship had sailed, done and dusted. Divorce it was, and unlike typical Hollywood breakups, we didn't hear alarm bells signaling lawyers clearing cash vaults.

The settlement amount remains flimsy on details and does a fantastic job in emulating our man Clooney – annoyingly elusive. Didn't Canalis find the Map to the Stars? Is this Clooney’s way of “Up in the Air”-ing real-life? We will eventually figure it out (we translators of cryptic Hollywood mumbo-jumbo), but definitely not today. Till then, all Clooney's admirers can draw a breath of relief; looks like the treasure stack remains untouched. And since it appears that George lost none of his divorces, we wonder does his charm extend to post-breakup negotiations? Quite possibly!

Jane Austen claimed all romance to have two sides- between "love and the rusty cutlass”. Well, Mr. Clooney certainly knows how to navigate his ship leaving no trail of settlements behind. We salute your art of dodging emotional turbulence and financial penalties with dashing charisma, George! Ice capades, anyone?