Number of Divorces: 3
Settlements: Unknown
Settlement Amount: Unknown
Title: "What's Halle Berry's Secret? —0 Divorce Settlement Score!"
Now here's some juicy stuff that is hard-hitting as any of Halle Berry's Hollywood blockbusters: she seems to have this astonishing and enviable score pertaining to divorce settlements: a huge whooping zero! Yes, even her split from her very photogenic and disarmingly French ex-hubbie, the resplendent Olivier Martinez, didn't result in any known monetary settlements. Our dear Halle walked away from the altar of commitment unfettered by alimony terms and conditions.
What's her secret? Is there a new wonder lipstick dubbed "incapable of writing divorce settlement checks?" or maybe a "keep-this-and-stay-forever-unsuccessful-in-court" charm bracelet? We're not too certain. Are Martinez's lawyers still scratching their heads, stopping every once in awhile to enjoy a baguette? Possible. Was that drone that Berry and Martinez had buzzing about their property in a successful effort to smash nosy neighbor's drones, actually used to zap away Martinez's chances at a settlement win? Yeah, we went there with the sci-fi gag because, honestly, with Berry anything is possible!
Scoops of settlements seem as absent in Berry's love life as her blockbuster films from Rotten Tomatoes' Best Movies roster - and that's certainly an entertaining tidbit to munch on! Rest assured, though, Berry's tales of love and divorce are every bit as tantalizing as her perennially enchanting performances on the Silver Screen. And just maybe, there's a blockbuster hit in making all about Halle Berry's zero settlement score. Just imagine the twist- movie ends and you're left asking, "hey, where's the box office collection?" Stay tuned folks, you never can tell!