Harrison Ford

About Harrison Ford

If you're ever feeling down about your love life (or your bank balance), just remember - it could be worse. You could be Hollywood legend Harrison Ford post-divorce. Now, we all love Indiana Jones - facing everything from deadly traps to fear of snakes, all in the interest in historic social justice. In real life, though, traps seem to have a slightly monetary tendency rather than anthropological one.

Imagine parting ways with a whopping $85,000,000 after a divorce settlement. Yes, folks, that's eight digits we're talking about! The Indy star experienced it first-hand when Melissa Mathison, his second wife, filed for divorce from him. Now, he may have won our hearts battling dark forces over the galaxy as Han Solo, but a matrimonial money battle? Unfortunately, this formidable fight was not in his favor.

So, next time you get sulky over your unsuccessful swiping on Tinder or come out worse in an argument with your better half, pause and remember good ole' Harrison, who dished out $85 million post a matrimony misfortune. After all, while losing face before a dodgey date, or say, missing out one lousy game of Battleship against your significant other might pinch a bit, but it's not quite a neat $85 million pinch now, is it? By that measure, chess remains undefeated and love doesn't seem too brutally unkind!