Heather Mills

About Heather Mills

Look out folks, we've got a heavy hitter in the love department. Triple threats aren't exclusive to the acting industry, as evidenced by the multitalented Heather Mills who notably juggles successful careers in charity work, media and script deliveries that end with the sentence, "I'll have the $48,000,000 settlement, please."

In case you need a refresh, Heather Mills entered the Grand Colosseum of Top-Level Love Matches when she became a Beatle bride, tying the fateful knot with Sir Paul McCartney. Fast-forward a few stanzas into this marriage, underscored with rashed relationship chords, and Mills emerged victorious from the 'Titanic' wreckage, no Celine Dion soundtrack necessary, carting off a cool $48 million settlement. Now, whether we should call this a "win" or a salve-soaked plaster sumptuously consoling 'Band on the Run' sized heart wounds, matters little when with Solitaire-playing Jiminy Cricket magnitude victories like this.

To take a gentle jab of humor at this, one cannot deny Mills' endowment of G.R.I.T. – Great Riches Incurred from Turbulence - and her almost Olympic certainty in winning … losses? Wars? She stepped on boundaries to break 'em, and made the pop superstar sing a cinematic farewell to "Yesterday", and perhaps half a ka-ching to savings. Well, if Heather Mills is on Tinder, people better watch out as you never know if you'd be her next Two-step with Sir Dollar McCartney, on her high stakes dance floor of love. Sounds like it might just 'Beatle' other invites we once had. Swipe responsibly, gents. L'amour, it sure ain't a 'cheap thrills' gig!