Irina Abramovich

About Irina Abramovich

Hey love birds, we have some juicy gossip news for you – straight from the billionaire world of broken hearts and emptied pockets. You think your break up was bad? Wait till you hear about Irina Abramovich and the colossal goldmine her divorce settlement scored her with going separate ways from billionaire oligarch Roman Abramovich.

Get ready to swoon, because the total sum trounces over that heartbreak-intensity dial, skyrocketing straight to...wait for it...a whopping 3-bazillion-dollar mark. Yes, my lonely hearts, you read that right. The final stop clocked a jaw-dropping $3,000,000,000. Want some extra chest-pounding? Irina came out of Russian roulette of romance not just emotionally unscathed, but enormously wealthier. Now that's what I call a fabled-funded fairytale!

Let's pop the champagne and giggle as Roman is now the poster boy for the adage: 'Love is grand without a grain of the sands – but divorce... oh it's grander by billion count of the lands!' Word of wisdom that strolling the park looking gloomy post-break-up is way passé. Besides spending on vanilla ice cream and tissues, you may gun for becoming a next-level-billionaire now. Haven't got a rich ex to divorce? Oh wait, crawl under that bed crawler, we have scoops of hope coming next week until I untune the stars in the humor heaven. Till then, just dream big and have 'hope, sweet hope'!