Irina Malandina

About Irina Malandina

Well, folks, mark this date down in your diaries of fascinating and outrageously expensive divorce sagas. It's a tale of love, wealth, regrets, extravagant opulence, and unimaginably large settlements! Drum roll, please, for our winner with a remarkable feat- that's right, it's Irina Malandina!

Remember when Malandina’s matrimonial union with none other than the extraordinarily affluent Roman Abramovich concluded on a note that had the world stunned? That tiny detail of a no-big-deal less-than-cozy sum of two-point-two-billion-dollars ($2,200,000,000) scored her as an unbeatable champion in the marriage-but-not-really-married-anymore game. Sometimes they say "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned". We think perhaps it should be, "Never underestimate the skill of woman going out the front door of a marriage holding an incredibly lucrative financial agreement".

In the glittering world of celebrity divorces, Roman Abramovich joined the rank of the wounded gazelles pounced within the framework of matrimony. Needless to say, Ms. Malandina has well equipped herself now for purchasing perhaps a modest set of low-profile one or two Pacific islands. One thing we question as we scour our daily supermarket offers; what's on her shopping list with such loose change? Too many zero's to figure out and too many islands to buy satirical sea shells from, isn’t that right Irina?