Jennifer Aniston

About Jennifer Aniston

Oh, Jennifer Aniston, America’s Sweetheart, never short of the spotlight especially when it comes to her abounding romantic escapades. We all remember the hot Aniston-Pitt alliance, our bundled blankets of nostalgia comfort us in the reminiscing. But lord! when they decided they wanted different servings of the dessert of life, the numbers were simply astronomical.

That's right, folks! When Aniston and Pitt exchanged their divorce papers faster than Joey raids Monica's kitchen, - 'settlement' understatement of the year alert - $12,000,000 of green papers exchanged hands, no kidding! Oh, wouldn't it just be wistful if there were a 'won' label on it? Well, there is, Jen did! Dear diary, where can I find myself a golden ticket to Cashville too? Not a bad payout for a split, huh? What's FUNNY, you say? With that sum, Jen potentially bought each of ‘Friends' (including Gunther and Janice) a mid-sized island. It’s all about sharing the spoils after all...or not? Endnote: Divorce not recommended even with potential island acquisition offer, down the flipper it's always a crestfallen Titanic!

Post-breakup, Jennifer Aniston soared, showing everyone that while hearts break, bank balances bloom, setting an influential precedent in conquering not just film scenes and our favourite show’s skyline but 'real-world' windows as well. The big D for dissolving doesn't quite faze our dear girl-next-door-turned-powerhouse. So here's clinking glasses to pots of gold at the end of rainbows; colored romantically or not! Besides, unrequited love might be a sudsy sob contraption, but hey, nothing screams closure better than $12M laughing all the way to the bank, respectfully in light spirits! Moral of the story: But seriously, folks, Love's grandeur’s in the heart; NOT the wallet, pit or Pitt!