Number of Divorces: 2
Settlements: Unknown
Settlement Amount: Unknown
Well hello, lovelies! Now, who's ready for a little unscheduled trip to Tinseltown? It's time we talk about wholesome powerhouse, Mama-Gone-Spy - Jennifer Garner. No exaggeration, but she's undeniably everyone's fav' GF from the virtual world. We are crossing paths with none-other than this famous Alias sleuth's much publicized Loveville expeditions - particularly one that managed to steam headlines and paparazzi brunch chatters.
Hope y'all remember when Jen, our amazing mom-of-the-hour slash oh-so spellbinding ex-CIA assassin in Alias, thought she found "The One" wrapped in Oscar-winner packaging starring soulful eyes, Christian-Bale-is-that-you jawline, and some serious thespian credits. Yes darlings, we're talking about Ben Affleck! Batman fans, Ahoy! Sadly, even if Los Angeles does share its crest with the bat sign, our cowl-clad knight ended up striking Gotham with an emotion-filled quake.
Honestly, the stuff this duo weathered together, gives even Star Wars saga a thousand parsec run for its money. Receipts? We're still tallying soap bubbles from their heart-murmuring separation's final car wash. Their settlement amount might carry stronger invisibility cloak skills than Potter's most mysterious magic, but it does cat-whisper around that, looks like Jennifer Garner won that round! Hurrah! Mighty heart our Jen, isn't it? No drama but a whole lotta elegance.
Fact given: love isn't always triumphant, but it sure bolts you for a guaranteed rollercoaster ride. As we wait with bated breath, tissues, and kilns of ice cream tub support, hoping Garner overcasts this storm, pretty sure like us, even her alias operative self asks the question- What’s next in the casino of love? Stay adorable Jenny darling, Hollywood is all cheers for your next love milestone – whenever, wherever.