Jerry Hall

About Jerry Hall

Hold your laughing hats tight, it appears the love rollercoaster of Jerry Hall and Mick Jagger didn't stop on the "Happily Ever After" set. Recognized more for pulling crowd, blowing windpipes with his famous vocal cords and soul-reaching high notes, American model Jerry Hall decided Rolling Stones’ lead singer Mick Jagger was having a series of off key steez in marriage-centered metronomic beats. Soooo...what’s a girl got to do? Juuusst dump the romantic riff and rack up a nice little leaving souvenir of ...$12,000,000. Yep!

Talk about the mother of all break-ups, she rocked it like a show-stopping solo at Wembley! Sweet Jerry didn't have to break a sweat and shed not a tear as she divorced the cerulean-eyed, ageless rococo, rhinestone rocker. This totally rocks (pun intended) the classic breakups in recent 'modern love' scenario where girls walk out with, perhaps, a tear-soaked teddy bear and months of constant Adele on repeat. Instead, 'symphonic situation' sharp Hall was probably fishing for another rock god…without an actual fishing rod...but well dressed in gucci and even dare say, jingle jangling a pocket full of bluesy divorced Hall’s joy brigade!

Turns out dragging bagfuls of broken hearts behind your 'moves like Jagger' ain't the best serenade for models who strut more in bank lobbies than on dramatic catwalks. If you're jotting notes, slide, twirls and high notes don't bequal to the key ( read money) of Hall’s heart. Afterall, no supermodel should update her wardrobe with retail therapy using lousy sea shell collection. Is the chant on the streets now the “rock me like Jenny, honey?”