Johnny Depp

About Johnny Depp

Well, Hollywood heartthrob Johnny Depp is no stranger to the perilous world of romance. Running parallel to his storied cinematic exploits, think Pirates of the Caribbean and Edward Scissorhands, remains his real-life roller coaster ride of a love life. Recently, his ex-wife, Amber Heard, successfully reached into Jack Sparrow’s treasure chest and claimed a cool seven million dollars in their divorce settlement! Hope he didn’t have to give up his pirate ship to repay it... Yo ho, yo costing him quite plenty….

"No" seems to be a common running theme in Captain Jack’s expedition through matrimonial seas; sailing full steam into divorce with Amber Heard, Depp dropped considerably more than anchor, incurred losses amounting to $7 million. You could almost imagine poor Depp’s shock, realizing the amount made is less appalling than the part where reality sinks in - who could budget account for a “defense against mythical sea giant” reserve and "beak wallet prepared for an Amber alert" at the same time? Such are the unbelievable trials and tribulations Johnny boy has to endure in his pirating — I mean love life!

Enjoy a chuckle or sigh at the absurdity of claiming relationship flotsam wreaks havoc, for to quote Depp himself: "Me? I’m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for". So here's to keeping sailing even if the seas are being testimony to a peculiar Depp charge for treasure!