Kanye West

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Love him or loathe him, there's certainly no ignoring him - here's a heartbreak hip-hop headline for you. No, it's not another unexpected turn in the rollercoaster saga that is the reign of don Kanye West; this time, it's about his recent refusal to sign on the dotted line of marital settlement agreements. Coincidences in the alliterative Kardashian/West universe don't come around often, hold up. Let’s exploit this one!

Quite ironically considering his iconic song "Gold Digger," Kanye is currently facing off against money matters like the rest of us - fighting for that Facebook relationship tag update. King Kanye and Killah Kim Kardashian have recently incited the fieriest 'will-you-won't-you' marital dip and dive around the Big Split, and despite the looming 'settlement unknown' debacle, one thing's for sure - Kanye, famed "I Am a God" lyricist hasn't won this one! As all lovingly mismatched couples with minor differences to work around – financial status, self-awarded deity status - we've got the eye-popping updates right here!

Even though the marriage couldn't stand the light of favoritism around 'who's the hottest mom?' in the annual in-laws judging round, it seemed like a strong lyrical backdrop for some of his best verses. Maybe Kanye could consider Kim taking his lead in the next 'Battle of Headlines', securing his first baseline-whumping 'Won: Yes!' score in the matrimonial field post 'settlement-notice served: Kardashian -1, West - 0'. Chill, Kanye! Remember the ultimate Yeezy mantra, "Reality Distortion Is My Marvel, Isn't it Yours?" In a divine twist (ah, the sweet sense of humour of our self-declared god), West: 0 - Zero wasn't about the number of settlements, you see, it’s just another way of saying Kanye's got Infinite relationships on his line up. Hat's off to you, Mr. West!