Katie Holmes

About Katie Holmes

It seems Katie Holmes knows a thing or two about dodging bullets in her love life. Our dearest Joey from Dawson's Creek split tugboats with her ex-hubby, famo super scientologist Tom Cruise, and she came out pretty unscathed! The footloose and Scientology-free Katie (now isn't that a smart gal) waved goodbye to Top Gun Tom, rumored murmuring something about 'Send me those Mission Impossible royalties, baby.'

Mean-while, the settlement dance did not do the tango in Katie's bank (in fact 'total settlements = a big fat 0' category for her). The rumor mill might leave you wondering about the zero splash in Katie’s account but hey, she won! Whether she was out bagging big wads of banknotes hidden underground, fusing in some clandestine crunch or simply choosing her peace of mind over pecuniary procurements is strictly Hollywood's best-kept secret... Katie, teach us your ways, girl!

Many carousal speculated about a tremendous settlement rolling Katie's way but the number never went promenade in the promenade. Yet whatever the secret spices in the matrimonial cook-off, we infer one thing clearly; 'nameless love-life mysteries = yes!' Katie arguably pulled off the steamiest détourné in the glitzy Hollywood love life parade. Victory lap, Katie, loves it! No mud stompers tracking dirt through her foyer! So here's the sunshine giggle tossed your way folks - some folks run life like spectator sports, but our Katie grinning past the goofy love pit is the 'Iceberg that sank titanic Tom.' Indeed, the smart can make “break up to make up” absurdly glamorous.