Katy Perry

About Katy Perry

Hang onto your cup of love juice, because we're diving into the roller-coaster love life of the "Firework" hit-maker, Katy Perry! At some point, the tales of her love adventures should sweep aside her music biography—dearest Shakespeare would have been proud.

Launch back to 2010. Picture this—two eccentric stars nestling under the starry blanket of matrimonial bliss, promising endless smooches and exchanges: the dashing comedic loom, Russell Brand and our bouncy singing bubble-gum, Katy Perry. Then 14 months later, whoosh! Along came a BlackBerry-bearing grim reaper—we all know, lo & behold—a Russell-initiated breakup text message! The sad moment witnessing cupid's devastating facepalm in the world of romance. Psht, a bolder move, Mr. Jazz Cats Pajamas; some comedian we've got here, acknowledging the irony in divorce humor. The spicy simmered noodles of their divorce whispered about the split’s settlement—but the boiling pot of official figures remains inconclusive. Our dear Katy neither subjected her whipped cream bra money into the breakup bid nor did she spring a victorious celebration feast with her treasured left shark.

With zero total settlements to date, she is no damsel in distress. Alone? Never when she has a tuna sandwich wearing sunglasses! 'Cating’ towards unknown horizons, laughing in the face of love road-turmoils with juicy anecdotes. Qui-te "Felidae-free", eh? See what we did there? We'd argue a finely crafted Russell-Perry love-life humor cocktail has a much-spiced versatility, someone knock John Mayer or Orlando Bloom on the head with this.

As we crusade along Miss Perry's tale of heartaches, remember that crazy as it sounds, love should be everything but skewed negotiations tinged with green bills. Bottom Line for our Perry-gal? Money can't buy love but it can surely record new music or purchase delighting cat-accessories for kitty love.