Kris Humphries

About Kris Humphries

Guess what's worse than going through a divorce from a Kardashian? Having to cough up a whopping $2 million from your bank account to relieve yourself from the unforgettable spell of glitz and drama of that "72 days" marriage! Yes pals, we are talking about none other than Kris Humphries. Remember that tall bloke from the blockbuster 'KUWTK' who tied the knot with Kim? Well, things took a 'Kimye' turn and Kris gained a membership card to the million-dollar-baby-ex's club!

Surrounded by cameras and the showbiz life, Kris Humphries, not unlike the formidable warriors in Game of Thrones, ventured boldly into the whirlwind that was Kim Kardashian’s world. During the marriage, he could switch from being the New Jersey Nets' phenomenal rebounder one minute, to a fully involved Kardashian in seconds. But this fast-paced gamut resulted in a big-big losing streak financially when things went down-Illuminati style! On top of his Kardashian encounter, 'Discopogo' happens to be an invisible button on Kris' life soundtrack if that makes any sense to any of you!

So here's the deal kids. Get into all the shoots and rebounds in court that you want, learn from dear, beleaguered Kris: but for the love of West's latest awe-inspiring outfits, dodge the matrimonial commitments that come your way, or you might also meet the unfortunate fate of shelling out a fat-Kardashian-ass worth of mullah ($2M to be exact) just to push the divorce papers through the court and try to bury that chapter of your life under some reality T.V junk if you can. The bottom line: Exes may leave... but hey! 'The Settlements'— they always stay...encashing memories all the way!