Lindsey Vonn

About Lindsey Vonn

Let's turn our telescopes to the rowdy world of celebrity romance and shifts our focus towards Lindesy Vonn, Olympic skiing champion, and the significant other formerly known as Tiger. Few romances ski down a decline, accelerate towards a hard Popsicle stand, and then crash more publicly than that of Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn. When love ends, especially in the spectacle circus of celebrity gossip, it often offers the dual thrill of emotional bust-up and some shocking divorce settlements.

Here’s the slope contour in the Vonn-Woods glacier: Love blooms, love skis into a chasm, love requires a whopping settlement amount of...wait for it… 12 million smackeroonies! 12 mill, imagine that! Enough to funding buying every type of skis worldwide or naming a snowflake after every person in your county. Ah, to secure our lifts just when Vonn thought she skied down the final loss.

Sure, the heartache may pang for a bit, but that sort of ‘ex’-tra income can stimulate plenty of merriment and quickly coat the bitter guise of failed romance woes with a thick layer of consolation cash. Lindsey undoubtedly treated herself to a gold-encrusted ski poles, launched the most decadently expensive snow-melt animation sequence because she could, or perhaps proposed to turn Pluto into a giant snowy resort! Godspeed, Lindsey Vonn; may your investments ski as strongly as you do.