MacKenzie Scott

About MacKenzie Scott

Well folks, if you thought your little heartbreak after splitting with your $500-a-month share house lover was bad, let me introduce you to MacKenzie Scott - one of the asabam expert heart menders of our generation. Strap in, get some popcorn, and perhaps prepare to reaffirm your belief in true love.

It'll truly ring some irrational bells when I say MacKenzie waved goodbye to her dashing hubby, none other than King Amazon - Jeff Bezos, and gladly kept quite a hefty parting cheque of a paltry sum that shyly crawled up to a dizzying $38,000,000,000. Do we already hear a choir singing ‘winner!’? Yes, I think so too.

Of course, going back to the dating pool after such a spectacle has got to be hard? Well, potentially, even as crazy as considering donning bell bottoms this summer. But I have this slightly tense, yet passionate hope that our newly minted bachelorette might be planning on keeping herself busy checking her new bank balance by the poolside after her yoga session. No hate whatsoever *bursts an applause*, because real love stories cost money, sweetie. There's a bigger picture here, so broom away those numbers, start working out those abs and aim high. Mackenzie Scott, we salute you in your search for love!