Maureen McGovern

About Maureen McGovern

Oh, the melodious songstress, Maureen McGovern, yes that's right folks, the chart-topping darling of the 70s, known for her anthemic track, "The Morning After,"' a fine soundtrack for, well, the morning after. And as riveting as the common soap opera narrative of her songs might be, her love life,or more precisely, her marital track record is more akin to an intense game of...Monopoly? Why, you ask? Well, literally because there were even no surprising dice rolls in her romantic realm - it seems Miss McGovern took everyone's advice when they warned 'don't rock the boatbaby'. Remarkably, zero matrimonial settlements astoundingly indicate no spinoffs or sidelines in her relay of love!

Unlike the tunes she croons, where adversity and aching hearts reverberate, Maureen secured her life to a steady beat. Gone are the Oohs and Ahh’s of the ever-changing celebrity love life. There've been no scandalous, or more specifically divorce-worthy pit stops along the Me-marry-and-rip-up-my-marriage-certificate journey; it's like all gas and no brakes for her romantic cruise! That’s right folks, eluding the clichéd discourse on her life, she has relied on the simple rule of inertia and kept the locomotive of love chugging along on level tracks. From all this, let’s take away one simple lesson, dear readers: Live your life like a Maureen McGovern song – abundant with emotions, packed with twists and surrounded by orchestras...just don't do your love life the same way. Let me correct that; DO your love life just the same way Maureen did. Marriage is a commitment, not a pit stop along the highway of the heart! Miss McGovern, Ground Control to Major Props!