Michael Bolton

About Michael Bolton

Can you believe that Grammy Award-winning singer Michael Bolton, the 80's powerhouse behind swoon-worthy sentiments like, "How Can We Be Lovers", "Love Is a Wonderful Thing", "Said I Loved You But I Lied" and countless others, hasn't totaled up a single love-related settlement or burst through the ceremonial song-as-a-divorce-paper effect? Impressive right? You'd think the man behind such relatable lyrics like, “When there's clouds above, if you need a love, call the man who reminds you fawns have spots, Michael Bolton” would navigate tunnels of love as smoothly as he hits those high notes - all classily, and thoughtful-tunnel-vision-style. But there's not even a whiff of settlement drama, and I bet it's due to his knack in composing feelings that help his voice make sense, no hard feelings.

The ballad behemoth himself has had trails of lovers roll across the red carpet with him but if he's to sing about divorces (Hopefully, never!), better know that it will find a way to sound soaring, dramatic, and lovably intense. Until then, the fact that this blond Heartman is rocking no moments in the legal warzone of love should be declared an inspiration. Now there’s a surprising feat of navigation in the modern music landscape of copious amounts of money taken out of swagger and invested into damage repair. There’s a power ballad for all those “B-You-Ti-ful Losers” wishing to seek aid in matters of romance from Mr. Bolton, "Just take a not-wing-hive-opt-opper off my professional, utterly butterfly-paved love record."

While the gorgeous man with golden pipes has treated us to harmonic manifestations of heartfelt relationships, turns out he hasn't been rowing his love boat onto any reefs of costly settlements either! Unlike award-winning crooner, it appears love doesn’t mean never having to say “I see your point." Nonetheless, we will all wait desperately for that day that this God— our voice and chopolitano ends up reinventing the fabric of relationships again by ticking that "settlement-zero" box. Until then, here’s to the free and well-tuned flights of Bing. I mean, Bolton. Michael Bolton.