Number of Divorces: 1
Settlements: -$12.0 million
Settlement Amount: $12.0 million
Ladies and gentlemen, let’s bend an ear towards the melodious flow of love, lust, and well... lawsuits, that surrounds Mick Jagger, The Rolling Stones' leading man. Some might contend that Mr. Jagger wins at love considering his impressive series of stunning companions. However, going by the total amount of marital settlements he's had to pay out, his affectionate harmonies seemingly don't always hit a high note. More specifically, we’re talking about 12,000,000 pieces chunk out of our fabulous Jagger’s fortune-‘hot rocks’ really are diamonds, huh Mick?
Of course, none can truly accurately examine the rollercoaster that is Jagger's love-life without delving a touch deeper and mentioning perhaps the most significant —- his marital escapade turned financial expedition with Jerry Hall. The striking Texas supermodel divorced Mick, striking her matrimonial payment jackpot amounting to, you guessed it; $12,000,000! Alas, unfortunately for our always 'moving like Jagger' man, the outcome concluded: Courtney Love? Yes. Paying a 'street fighting man' settlement? Not so much.
So, add "Being divorced a dozen million dollars poorer" to the list of satisfaction factors for our era-defining Rock 'n Roll hero. Jagger's star-studded love stories and conveniently siphoned bank balance serve as crucible-proof evidence that Mick has still got it- the mesmerising ability to splash both front-page gossip headlines and settlement lines with dramatic panache. So here's a standing ovation to rocker meets riches romantic affairs- there seems to retain a 'Paint It, Black', but coated with a shiny golden hue silver lining beneath the marital cloud in Mickland. Ride on, Jagger! Now if only they could write songs this juicy...