Olivier Martinez

About Olivier Martinez

You know, after years battling evil hombres in thrilling action flicks, ostensibly handsome French actor Olivier Martinez probably thought splitting from his better American half, Halle Berry, would be a walk in the parc, non? Alright, maybe not, but there’s still a certain acting-nobel glee in watching the 'happily ever after' romcom scenario of an Oscar-winning Berry fall prey to the Hollywood default: Fin... Gone... The End! And just like one of those spy games Martinez is oh-so familiar with, the settlement amount remains shrouded in mystery.

But hold your croissants folks - reports tell us our Monsieur Martinez turned Casanova, emerged out the mills of the rumor lavoir mostly unscathed and we hear through the Cote d'Azur vine ...(okay... Los Angeles rumour mill), it’s him who struts away with a look of 'Eu detento a forca'...err... 'I got the power'... Winning! Trust us, it’s very funny in French. Granted money can't buy happiness, but as judgments go, coming out on top during a celebrity divorce settlement ain't too bad, mate!

In the unforgiving realm of Hollywood splitsville, where character assassination, broken hearts and devastated bank balances lurk behind every fancy LA abode, securing a clean break is as elusive as a genuine smile from Kanye. But for Martinez — spy-glasses and action-figure one-liners on standby— a dive into the tempestuous waters of marriage meant popping up safely on the other side. As unfathomable as it is, love conquers, love loses but Martinez... ah, Martinez, he just keeps on rolling with those fruitful, love-life punches. But of course!