Roman Abramovich

About Roman Abramovich

In the fascinating world of billionaire divorces, one particular instance often soars above the rest. Buckle in for the roller coaster ride that is the love life of Russian oligarch and Chelsea Football Club owner, Roman Abramovich. If you've heard of 'In for a penny, in for a pound,' let's just say Abramovich was in for a lot more with his ex-wife, Irina Abramovich.

Hang on to your bank accounts because we're diving into a divorce that made a mathematically unsettling impact of $3,000,000,000! Yes, folks, add some showers of zeros and voila! You've achieved the Abramovich scale. Irina certainly didn't win the Chelsea Club in the settlement. However, she did take a robust slice out of his wealth pie. Bask in that figure for a moment - was it all in cold hard cash? Who knows! We can only hope they didn't involve any unlucky auditors in it.

But hey, we aren’t judging too hard. After all, instead of envying the man’s astonishing lifestyle we can only utter, "Russian around in love can cost you a hefty sum!" Maybe Abramovich sighed and mourned the $0.30 coffee he could’ve bought with that. Just 10,000,000,000 times over…