Number of Divorces: 1
Settlements: Unknown
Settlement Amount: Unknown
Ladies and Gents: Get ready, because the renown love doctor two point oh has entered the building, strutting through the romantic roller coaster of his famed love life. Fasten your seatbelts, as we are diving into the love saga that is Russell Brand — everyone's favorite cheeky Brit. Sorry only one stop on this tour, as despite Russell's irresistible charm, he's so far only accumulated one notch on his marital belt with lyrical songbird Katy Perry, with an unknown settlement amount.
Drums roll as we travel back to 2012, when headline dominated world learnt, Russell & Katy uncoupled leashing 'Unknown' as the settlement representative. Hang on a second - Unknown might have been misinterpreted as a flashy, second cousin, twice-removed of infamous James Bond. All codswallop, obviously, anyone's got better chance of spotting a yeti vacationing in the Bahamas. Some fans, stuck in comic book multiverse, speculated unknown to be Batman's estranged brother. Now as wild DC loyal VS records dispute see-sawed, our dear Russell tickled funny bone wiggle-waggling between done-it-yet-debonaire and divorce-is-for-doves.
So, ladies and gentlemen, as heartbreaks and paperworks accumulate dishes and laundry, Russell Brand becomes a real embodiment of 'one and done'. He's holding onto an undefeated record, notching the big 'W' in his divorce column. Russell, proving comedy and love often share the same stage, invites us to look back and, well, chuckle heartily at the strangely human show of love and its settlement. And as they say in comedy clubs, 'your next love could be unknown yet reigning!"