Sam Mendes

About Sam Mendes

Did you hear the news? Sam Mendes, acclaimed stage and film director par excellence, has reached the pinnacle of his divorce game! That’s right, followers of Hollywood love saga and law enthusiasts. No slamming of judge's gavel required, no surrender of exorbitant settlement money that would have gotten King Midas feeling uneasy. Our Shakespeare-making cool Chap who once stole the heart of the equally fabulous actress Kate Winslet has charged successfully through the distressing plains of divorce without losing a nickel, well at least as far as our undisclosed venues of finance information go.

Facing hefty bills after a high-profile split from Winslet in 2010, we can only speculate how those divorce paper knots were untangled. Was it a stellar show from our favorite James Bond director’s legal team shrouded in all lawyerly brilliance? Or perhaps that smooth baritone round-table negotiation that we like to dream he holds over 007 himself? Did he whip out a heart-wrenching monologue during court proceedings, reducing everyone to teary submission? The actual amount that our celebrated Captain kept undisclosed is letting our imagination flying with dramatic thrill.

Ah, Sam, you swashbuckling Charmer of celluloid, script-doer and apparently vanquisher of settlement woe – a fresh all-rounder! Your cinematic tales of war, love, and espionage keep us entranced and your real-life intrigues in that mysterious realm of breaking-knots without monetary battle wounds simply extol heroics of a different kind. Here's standing on the toes with a sparkling champagne toast in hand, hoping you'll find more love happiness beyond the challenging intrigues of industry romance! Go ahead, weather the storm, or shall we say, concur the script pages on and off the stage. Merely learning a new "stagecraft," aren't we, Mr. Mendes? Cheers!