Seal

About Seal

Hello, romantics at heart! Prepare to unleash your laughter, because love's hitting rock bottom in celebrityville. Let's talk about Seal, our entertaining singer, songwriter, and an unfortunate master of parting bids in the bizarre world of heartache! Now I hope you read that with an X-factor voice because that's how sensational this news is. His love ballads are as sweet as a sea lion's seal of approval but his loveship, well, it's kinda sinking faster than our diet resolutions after seeing a chocolate cake.

Our Pop/R&B sensation has seen hits after hits, but nothing comes close to the “Biggest Hit” he sustained in his divorce from breezy bombshell and Victoria's Secret angel, Heidi Klum. Ah, bless their hearts! These pretty faces battled out not over the microphone but over a whopping sum of $20,000,000 only! This settlement was enough to make Iron Bank blink twice over it. After a spouse-off spanning several years, our beloved Seal walked out encased in a showbiz-worthy bubble– the classic case of money can't buy you love – just super expensive divorce papers!

In this funny joke we call life, Seal was asked in the divorce, “do you want to win?” and melodiously he responded, “no, I just want to sing ‘Kiss from a Rose’ at our settlement meeting." Seal may have not won this round but this bold move strengthened his footing as a favorite in our hearts, stamped his popularity and carved his fate as the R&B heartthrob un-phased by heartbreak with a comically tragic love story. So lesson learned future rockstars – talent and musical depth might win you tons of crowd admiration and eternal stardom but maneuvering through love? That’s a whole other ball game!