Sean Penn

About Sean Penn

Well, well, well! Ladies and gents, allow me to fill you in on some juicy gossip that's cooler than losing your sunglasses at the beach. Grab a popcorn-filled life preserver and allow me to regale you with tales from the seemingly Titanic-esque love life of Hollywood playboy, Sean Penn, the ultimate Bandit of hearts with a series of settlements totaling - drum roll, please - a larger than life ZERO!

Yes, you heard it right! Sean Penn's divorce settlements are as existent as a unicorn's afternoon tea party! The one with the Material Girl herself, Madonna, was an interesting roller coaster sojourn. Back in the '80s when leg warmers were an outfit staple and parachute pants were making the round - our leading man Sean, proposed to Lady Madonna. However, living together like "True Blue," was not carved in the stars for them. They decide to virgin clip their martial ties ... without any settlement! Talk about a twist, eh?

Their Divorce, kids, was juicier than the wormy apple in Snow White. Only here, no prince charmings, just good ol' disagreement. But being mad at Sean? Isn’t that just like yelling at a panda to stop being so darn huggable? So, Did Sean Penn win something? No dear readers, he did not. In the end, the total settlement came to the magical conclusion of Habada-Habada-Zilch! Lesson learned, sometimes in love and war, you're just left clutching your heart... or parachute pants!