Tiger Woods

About Tiger Woods

While Tiger Woods is known for scoring impressive birdies and eagles on the golf course, it's clear his love life tends to land way out past the bunker, around $100,000,000 out to be precise. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, that is the jaw-dropping amount Woods dished out as a settlement in his 2010 divorce with Elin Nordegren. And was he the winner in this case? Well, let's just say he was a fair number of strokes over par.

Much like an unfortunate double bogey, it seems marital bliss didn’t stay on course for too long in the game of life for Woods. Once hailed as the Golden Boy of golf, Tiger found himself in rougher terrain off the green than he ever did on courses like Augusta. The phrase "Love means nothing in tennis" may ring out across sporting circles as a joke, but $100,000,000 pounds could probably tell you that love can mean a hole lot when it comes to divorce! On the bright side, Tiger can officially add "Switzerland's £100,000,000 shopping spree" to the list of his famous international escapades.

So, next time you're analyzing Tiger's swing, just remember - while his drive on the course is smooth and skillful, his drive in marriage drifted way way into the... let's say it cost him more than just a stroke penalty. And to all you other married golfers reading this, remember the fairway metaphor - avoid relationship sand traps and hustle for that relational birdie because the cost of a misplayed love life can be hefty indeed!