Tom Cruise

About Tom Cruise

Well, Hollywood has always been a place of drama and intrigue, but when it comes to Tom Cruise's love life, it's been more of a romantic equivalent to a blockbuster action film. Get ready because here's the laughably tragic box-office total of our dear Ethan Hunt!

Enter situation number one: His much-publicized marriage to golden-haired goddess Nicole Kidman. Kidman might now be known for her mesmerizing and daring acting but back then, they spun the mundane dish of matrimony together into the most sterling features - loved by paparazzo more than fans. Of course, though, Cruise once again stepped on a landmine, leading to a scorcher of a divorce settlement. Brace yourselves, here comes the staggering figure - wave goodbye to a cool $100,000,000, Tom! More like „Mission Impossible: Divorce Protocol”, am I right?

Okay, okay, that might hurt, but remember folks, Love is never a one-ground lay! Silently we're sizzling in anticipation to see if Tom flexes his weird sofa-jumping biceps and flips his Wayfarer to the next Mrs. "Right”, apparently the "impossible" mission of continual matrimonial bliss. Pour one out for our fallen Alden Ehrenreich - figuratively and literally, in dollars. The countdown remains nail-biting and heart-pounding (and surely account dwindling). Whom shall he cast in this real-life interpretation? Let's wait to see!!