Zoe Buckman

About Zoe Buckman

The wonderfully marvellous and delightfully quirky British artist Zoe Buckman takes up precisely zero space on the plaque of Hollywood’s infamous “Kindly Serve Your Ex-Hubby Their Wallets Now Alliance" - a fictional society lovingly crafted for those who walked out of their marital settlements with a delightful spring... and a weightless-er purse! On a less tooching the heart moment, Miss Magnifique Buckman is "once-divorce (sighs!) zero-settlements!" rich (Erhm...or poor?)

In a post-"Friends" plot no one could've scripted better, Zoe Buckman tied the nuptial knot with none other than respectable connoisseur of dinosaur fossils (remember Ross Geller, anyone?), David Schwimmer. But unfortunately, in a heart-breaking act of love wilder than a tyrannosaurus on a tantrum day, the 'Friends' sitcom monolith and fabulous Zoe decided to divorce and script their independent love chapters afresh. The saga most suspenseful in this uncoupling tale? Our magnificent Zoe sashayed out of the marital dust-glow without pursuing the monetary ‘Phoebe’s smelly cats’ (a.k.a David's Friends' millions!). Mind you Zoe means life breaking divot with her David without dough "Won? Yes."

Our special snowflake Zoe pirouetted her way through her parting journey with nothing but grace, stability and her own bag of talents, maintaining soothing dignity, and leaving multi-million dollar-wallops entirely for the star-studded soap-operas to consume (who actually believe those anyways!) And did we mention: ‘Won? Yes”. So here's to Zoe, ladies, gents, and everyone in-between - for teaching the world a masterclass in being Plucky, Proud, and ‘Parted ’, the Zoe way. Johnny Depp and Amber Heard... you've been SCHOOLED! Oh hold on, did we just switch channels? Ah well…Life is but a telly screen!